Ermm… nobody enjoyed that.

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So it seems one of us did something we shouldn’t have…

Maybe someone opened the Lament Configuration? Or caused a glitch in the Matrix. Or said ‘Candyman’ in the mirror too many times. Or gave Warren the wrong envelope. Or fed them after midnight. Or kept it too secret, too safe.

Either way, what you’re looking for can’t be found. Sorry about that!

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